The JoYs of a 2 YeAr OLD

I had an interesting conversation with my 2 year old the other day that went something like this.....Let me explain the background first. Kohen has his blankee that has to go everywhere. Needless to say it needs to be washed VERY frequently. It was bedtime and I had to wash his blankee. I had him help me put it in the washer and explained that he would have to go to bed without it and I would bring it in when it was ALL DRY!!! Well he cried and screamed so I let him stay up until it was dry. In the meantime he wants to go outside and play in the water..keep in mind it is 9:45pm. I told him NO, he could watch the water through the glass door....this is what he tells me....KNOCK IT OFF MOM...CORNER BIG BIG TROUBLE!!!!! WOW!!! I couldn't help but ask him what he said...he says it again exactly the same....KNOCK IT OFF MOM....CORNER BIG BIG TROUBLE!!! What would I do with this little boy. HOLY CRAP!! Gotta love it. The joys of having a 2 year old that talks way too good for his own good!!!